@awesomejacquie.

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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setmyfrozenmindtothaw:

I believe the person doing the closed captions stopped captioning the film and started captioning their internal dialogue.

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offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

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me on a spanish test:cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

Shout out to Walt Disney and all the people he brought together to bring joy and happiness forever into our hearts.

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I am not a princess.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I will catch it.

Do not call me a thesaurus.

Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

Oh, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about something else.

I like this knife. I’m keeping it.

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I am not a princess.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I will catch it.

Do not call me a thesaurus.

Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

Oh, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about something else.

I like this knife. I’m keeping it.

(Source: communified, via tumbleupondisney)

hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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feelknower1993:

shut up and drive was still a very weird soundtrack decision for that scene in wreck-it ralph

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captainashlet:

I drew a thing. I started out with a profile of Cindy and then decided to complete the list. And yes, that’s Princess Leia. She gets to be part of my collection. -puts on cool shades-

I’d kinda like to do all the Disney heroines?? I really had fun with these. WE SHALL SEE, SCHOOL IS STARTING ON MONDAY.

Here’s the image not chopped up.

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